Hello DiS
I know Iβm married, short, ugly, balding. I know my social awkwardness is a turn off. I know I donβt drink coffee or alcohol or I didnβt vote Labour.
Good morning. Will you be my valentine?
Hello DiS
I know Iβm married, short, ugly, balding. I know my social awkwardness is a turn off. I know I donβt drink coffee or alcohol or I didnβt vote Labour.
Good morning. Will you be my valentine?
Happy Valentineβs Day DiS
Love you all. Especially you, yeah, YOU
Anonymous poll
Have you ever received an anonymous valentines day card?
0 voters
Iβm either really, really bored or Iβve got mono.
Wonder if my wife also didnβt know it was Valentineβs Day today
Iβm overweight and sarcastic. I donβt like The Great Outdoors (except the John Candy film) and Iβm not especially fussed about nights out. I like drinking in my house and reading.
Iβm also married.
WYBMV?
Do you come home on Valentineβs Day and secretly hope thereβll be a secret admirer card waiting for you?
0 voters
Meant to make this anonymous - oops!
Iβm unfit. I used to have interests, but then smartphones were invented so I mostly just stare at that. I like to complain about foot pain and the most I will ever laugh is at a fart joke.
Iβm also somehow in a relationship with someone who is way better than me in every way.
WYBMV?
Anonymous polls
Question 1.
Have you ever sent an anonymous valentines day card?
0 voters
If you answered yes to question 1, please proceed to question 2.
If you answered no to question 1, please go straight to question 3.
Question 2.
Did you ever let the receiver know who had sent it?
0 voters
Question 3.
A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What colour is the bear?
i came down this morning and i couldnβt open my door
Maybe you should buy a new door
Nice! Sounds like a Super Furries version of the song, I like it!
White!
Iβve got that Mel C and Bryan Adams song stuck in my head. And now you do too.
Mornin. Thought I had work today but I dont. Gotta go out for a run soon but it feels real cold out today, brrr. Valentineβs day can do one tbh.
thanks loverβ€οΈ
itβs a free download there if you want to load it into your phone/iPod or send it to your nearest & dearest
hey itβs AWD day
Iβve got the car song from baseketball stuck in my head. It happens from time to time unfortunately.