😍😍🍆 14 Feb (aka SVD) thread 😍😍🍆

#1

Hello DiS

I know I’m married, short, ugly, balding. I know my social awkwardness is a turn off. I know I don’t drink coffee or alcohol or I didn’t vote Labour.

Good morning. Will you be my valentine?

#2

Happy Valentine’s Day DiS

:heart:️ Love you all. Especially you, yeah, YOU :heart:️

#3

Anonymous poll

Have you ever received an anonymous valentines day card?

  • Yes
  • No

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#4

I’m either really, really bored or I’ve got mono.

#5

Wonder if my wife also didn’t know it was Valentine’s Day today

#6

Morning! HVD! Triple croissant & black coffee for breakfast :muscle:

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#7

I’m overweight and sarcastic. I don’t like The Great Outdoors (except the John Candy film) and I’m not especially fussed about nights out. I like drinking in my house and reading.

I’m also married.

WYBMV?

#8

Do you come home on Valentine’s Day and secretly hope there’ll be a secret admirer card waiting for you?

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Meant to make this anonymous - oops!

#9

I’m unfit. I used to have interests, but then smartphones were invented so I mostly just stare at that. I like to complain about foot pain and the most I will ever laugh is at a fart joke.

I’m also somehow in a relationship with someone who is way better than me in every way.

WYBMV?

#10

Anonymous polls

Question 1.

Have you ever sent an anonymous valentines day card?

  • Yes!
  • No.

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If you answered yes to question 1, please proceed to question 2.
If you answered no to question 1, please go straight to question 3.

Question 2.

Did you ever let the receiver know who had sent it?

  • Yes!
  • No.

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Question 3.

A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What colour is the bear?

#11

i came down this morning and i couldn’t open my door

#12

Maybe you should buy a new door

#13

Nice! Sounds like a Super Furries version of the song, I like it!

#14

White!

#15

I’ve got that Mel C and Bryan Adams song stuck in my head. And now you do too.

#16

Mornin. Thought I had work today but I dont. Gotta go out for a run soon but it feels real cold out today, brrr. Valentine’s day can do one tbh.

#17

thanks lover❤️
it’s a free download there if you want to load it into your phone/iPod or send it to your nearest & dearest :heart:️

#18
  • Adol…etc
#19

hey it’s AWD day

#20

I’ve got the car song from baseketball stuck in my head. It happens from time to time unfortunately.