😍😍🍆 14 Feb (aka SVD) thread 😍😍🍆

Happy VD* Day!

*Venereal Disease

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Thought it was victory in denmark day??

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Who’s worst?

  • People who are really into Val’s Day
  • People who make a massive song and dance about their singledom on this sacred day

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happy singular value decomposition to everyone

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:fist: :denmark:

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What colour is the bear?
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I only see the content of the bear’s character. He is Yogi Bear and enjoys picnics.

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Happy V Day!!!

I have been granted permission to go to a valentines day spin class this evening and there will be dinner waiting for me when I get home.

2 days til move day. Ah.

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meo you seen this? It’s that black mirror hang the dj relationship clock - https://coach.dating/

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Reckon the Priest’s will do a heart instead of cross in ash, for a laugh like?

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Where are you moving to?

Morning DiS. Took the in-laws out for dinner at Darjeeling Express last night. The food is phenomenal but also it was quuiitteee expensive. I had some boozes and too much food and as a result didn’t sleep so good and in full CBA mode

Pash Wednesday.

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Eeeeeek. Bf WILL NOT be into this as Black Mirror terrifies him.

But I’ve sent it over and we’ll see!!!

Did you do it?

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Also someone on this bus is on loudspeaker to their friend (idiot dickhead) asking what to get his gf for valentines day. He’s getting her seven roses. The friend said “just one.” He’s replied. “No seven. She’s getting seven”

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Moving in with bf who is in Palmers Green/Winchmore Hill :+1:

Means 10 mile cycle to work soon…

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The number of roses means different shit…so i’ve been told.

I’m waiting on the tv to get back to me!

“everyone is staring at me” - turn it off loudspeaker you absolute toilet

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Getting pretty pretty pretty nauseated already. Oh no we don’t do anything buys each other a lovely holiday or something
Fuck offffffff cunts

lol he didn’t fucking click it!
So I clicked it and he didn’t…it went from 16 years down to 90 mins :smiley:

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