Gonna unvail a new sex move I’ve been designing.
Been called in as a ringer for a mate’s 6 a side team, 9:15 kickoff
FOREVER ALONE
One time of year I feel a bit smug about it, mind.
(Recycling this from the ‘take a picture…’ thread a couple of weeks ago because I need the likes) but I’m off to Morrisons later to get the large white baps in
…hang on. What?? Where can I get these wonderful-sounding things??
And what are you doing?
These crisps are great but too many and tastebuds, roof of mouth, feel very odd for a long time.
Won’t be doing anything special - she hates it as much as I do.
I might cook something for dinner, but I usually do that anyway.
Scoring the winning football goal ofc.
The mango only went and got done by the oldest trick in the book. We were not making a big thing of it or so I thought, so got the tv a card and cuddly bear thing. I sat back thinking I had gone over and above the brief. a. A few saps in her office received flowers and presents to there desk. I promptly declared that these people were most likely to break up as its a show for other ppl. b. She got me several small gifts that were kind of loosely thought through but also mainly for herself. Conclusion - The tv was a bit disappointed in me bcos I dont think about her enough. We both feel a bit annoyed.
^Thinly veiled TV works with @saps post.
A lady at work got some roses delivered and I msg’d my bf with a picture and said “thanks they’re beautiful” and he said “you’re welcome”
(in the end I got a card, some vegan chocolates, a pineapple photoframe and a candle )
My tv did exactly the same with one of the other girls flowers
Some of the gifts she got me were saucy in nature, to which I said if I known those kinds of gifts were on the table…(mistake 2 )
WTF (social media posts by the London Dungeon to celebrate Valentine’s Day)
good lord who oked those ? They’ve deleted them all now
when every online brand on social partakes in whorephobia and fatphobia for lols , dunno why anyone is surprised that a museum with a history of vilifying sex workers and celebrating murders has done this
not to say that it’s not 100% terrible and inappropriate
They’ve left the one about fat girls up
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