HEAVY HANDED SATIRE - New Forum Redux - NOW WITH IMAGES

I too have tiled my living room like the smoking room in a 90’s hospital

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Aye, might have vaguely worked 10-15 years ago.

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Bit harder to climb a fuck-off great mountain and sit around cogitating above the picturesque cumulus while your unacknowledged mate takes a photo of you (which will doubtless later be used as a hook on, oh the irony, the internet, probably just bunged on Tinder to show how very contemplative you are while trying to harvest some DTFs) as the day’s waning light of our celestial engine flickers about your soul and connects you to the very essence of our universe than it is to go and chat shit on a (notionally music-related) online forum.

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Any ladies on tinder with a picture of a crt monitor and/or a tower computer get an instant swipe right from the manchmeister fyi

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Can I press your degauss button, or is that too forward?

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Not until the third date

Ghosts you

Maybe “hey I wouldn’t mind mounting your c drive” isn’t the surefire charming opener I thought it was

See, that was way easier than mountaineering

Ran by Counts?

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https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1038804363010080774

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https://twitter.com/HenryKrinkIe/status/1039422920110624768?s=19

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bloody love The Onion cartoon, the crying Statue of Liberty is in every single one of them and still absolutely does me in every single time

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Not quite sure where to start with that one.

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I’d love to know where this repository of stuff blissfully uninformed by anything since about 1992 that MPBH knows about is. Racist nans meme better than this

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I really want to know what it seems originally to have said under the white impact font

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COMMIE!

Would buy.

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