I love the unbelievable obviousness of this sentence

“Although some researchers refer to appetite as “the cupcake circuit”, the mechanism behind human appetite evolved long before cupcakes were invented - at a time when food was scarce.”

I should try more soup really. Just buy a bunch of packets of Heinz tomato soup or something

I have a cup of tea around 9pm, which is about 90 minutes before bed. Mind you, I always need a night wee.

Alright, Bono

Gunna give this a go

swish

i’m feeling sleepy actually, could go a coffee please

Think that’s swish, check the colour co-ordination and also the le creuset press. Such a wanker

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I’m making a wanker motion at my screen now.

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Grab some tissue then

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keep going

They say sidewalk, trash can and butt.

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Please bear in mind I’m at work

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Instead of pissing yourself?

I have a water AND a peppermint tea just before bed usually and wonder why I have to get up so much

It’s probably the water and peppermint tea before bed.

I have two days a week where I drink as much as I can like a bear preparing for the winter (the days I don’t have access to the water cooler).

Shit good point. Thank you!

£350

Serves an extra purpose cause it means I walk to the water cooler constantly to pass the time.

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Exactly this. And walking to the toilet time too.