#54

I’m making a wanker motion at my screen now.

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#55

Grab some tissue then

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#57

keep going

#59

They say sidewalk, trash can and butt.

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#60

Please bear in mind I’m at work

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#61

Instead of pissing yourself?

#62

I have a water AND a peppermint tea just before bed usually and wonder why I have to get up so much

#63

It’s probably the water and peppermint tea before bed.

#64

I have two days a week where I drink as much as I can like a bear preparing for the winter (the days I don’t have access to the water cooler).

#65

Shit good point. Thank you!

#66

£350

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Serves an extra purpose cause it means I walk to the water cooler constantly to pass the time.

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#68

Start the thread

#69

Exactly this. And walking to the toilet time too.

#70

I just usually pee before turning the lights out. Don’t generally have to go in the night but usually wake up around 6 needing to.

Drink probably three litres a day, although a lot of that is st work. Can drop down to around 1.5 at weekends with minimal effect

#71

I almost never drink water on its own. I have three or four cups of tea during an eight and a half hour workday and maybe three more cups when I’m at home. I only drink water on its own during spells of hot weather.

Almost never have to take a piss during the night but I might have one if I have to let the cat out.

#72

That’s a euphemism I’ve never heard before.

#73

With the money I’m gonna save on detergent after all those wet nights this pays for itself

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#76

I use this stuff, it just smells a bit like almonds

https://methodhome.com/products/squirt-mop-wood-floor-cleaner-almond/

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