keep going

They say sidewalk, trash can and butt.

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Please bear in mind I’m at work

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Instead of pissing yourself?

I have a water AND a peppermint tea just before bed usually and wonder why I have to get up so much

It’s probably the water and peppermint tea before bed.

I have two days a week where I drink as much as I can like a bear preparing for the winter (the days I don’t have access to the water cooler).

Shit good point. Thank you!

£350

Serves an extra purpose cause it means I walk to the water cooler constantly to pass the time.

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Exactly this. And walking to the toilet time too.

I just usually pee before turning the lights out. Don’t generally have to go in the night but usually wake up around 6 needing to.

Drink probably three litres a day, although a lot of that is st work. Can drop down to around 1.5 at weekends with minimal effect

I almost never drink water on its own. I have three or four cups of tea during an eight and a half hour workday and maybe three more cups when I’m at home. I only drink water on its own during spells of hot weather.

Almost never have to take a piss during the night but I might have one if I have to let the cat out.

That’s a euphemism I’ve never heard before.

With the money I’m gonna save on detergent after all those wet nights this pays for itself

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I use this stuff, it just smells a bit like almonds

https://methodhome.com/products/squirt-mop-wood-floor-cleaner-almond/

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Fibally got myself 2 (two) of those ridiculous 2.2L jugs gym lads carry around. So good.

Been adding 2 sachets of wild Berry pomegranate sugar free vitamin enriched flavour powder to one, tastes gooood

Drink till late. Wake up at least once for a piss.

Indrink obscene amounts of water all day every day. Try not to drink too much in the last hour or so before bed though, but will often wake up just from having to pee.

This also results in many a weird and stressful dream in which I am just trying to find a toilet/all the toulets I find are filthy, or otherwise unusable/in an open space like an office or shop or something wity no walls/or I find loos to use but it doesn’t help and five seconds after having gone I need to go again. Fucking stupid brain, just wake me up instead innit