You ever heckle? It’s not on is it really?
I went to a stand up show last night and this Australian girl just got really snippy with one of the acts, saying things like yeah yeah we’ve all heard this one get on with it pal. It just got more and more awkward
Folks I was with were all like oh no it’s part of the job you need to do it a little, so when the bloke on stage asked what England’s favourite animal was I shouted chips.
For my wedding two weeks ago we had clearly stated on the invites that there were to be no presents and no speeches. During the reception I popped out for a wizz and when I came back found my new wife making what appeared to be a “thank you for coming” speech, at which point I heckled her until she stopped.