Hello, I'm looking buy some rope that has become entangled and is in tatters, do you have any?

A frayed knot!

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jordo, you’ve done it again

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No-eyed deer

And what do you call a mammal with antlers, can’t see, and hasn’t got any legs either?

whatever you like! what’s it going to do?

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“It’s a Nik-Nak, Patty Mac, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”

I don’t know, what do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?

No, wait…

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Money for old rope innit

A kneeling Ox