Hello, I'm Stephen Fry

I’ve introduced and read all of the Sherlock Holmes stories for Audible.

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welcome to jackass

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Sherlock Holmes and the Magic Goat

I was with Sherlock one morning when suddenly a dog exploded and he said “egads! Another perplexing mystery” and no one knew what the deal was but then Sherlock went into some shit special effects and immediately realised a magic goat was responsible so we went up and Sherlock filled his violin with all rocks and just battered seven shades out of this enchanted billie and then we all went home oh and then he got right tanked up on opium

The end

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^ he ain’t read that one

At least not for Audible.

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Just on a dictaphone at home for jollies

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:joy:

Christ

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Proper Homer Simpsonish hee-hee-hee at that

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charge your phone!!

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x22MY5E0aeYE

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this is a work of art

You should try looking up C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE