#186

Good work :smiley: :+1:

#187

Is it too early in the year to eat a mince pie? I mean I already have, so obviously it doesn’t bother me too much, but it would be good to get a consensus on whether I’m an awful monster or not.

#188

Had a coffee to stay awake for The Deuce and still feel wide awake.

#189

erm

#190

nice try, zuckerberg

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#191

Welcome to November in Sweden, it’s liike this every year when the darkness sets in and the dread takes hold

#192

Jfc are people actually doing this?

#193

erm… ye- no?

#194

watching nfl highlights show. who the fuck is this poetic welsh guy that seemingly only does voice overs for contact sports?!

#195

One of those things from a technical point of view would probably work fairly well.

Dangerous in the message it sends to people though because even if you trust Facebook and take this at face value that all they will do is produce the hash and never store the image itself (and I don’t), it sends out the message that sending your nudes to a corporate company that primarily deals in personal data for processing is a good idea. the

#196

Holy shit!

#197

Not one mention of an in-phone/local app that can use photoDNA to auto-hash ALL images on a device locally so that no illicit images of any kind can be posted anywhere on the internet without the original photographer’s permission?

Where’s @epimer when you need him?

Both the article’s ridiculous plan & my brilliant idea are useless however if for instance I allow my other half to take nudes of me with their phone & they have the pictures rather than me & they then later upload them to the internet

#198

It’s a really special kind of fucked up dystopian world in which you trust your data-gathering multi-national tech corporation & their joint initiative with the Govt more than you trust the person(s) you’re having an intimate sexual relationship with

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#199

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#200

“obvious reasons”

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#202

shut up and finish your brexit fish fingers n oven chips.

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#203

also, if my children were tory enough to ask why their father hadn’t invested in something using that incriminatory expression, I suspect they’d be immediately punished.

#205

There will be no fish fingers in Brexitland - the first 2-3 years of quota-free fishing will permanently destroy all UK fishing areas & imports will be trade embargoed while the UK is embroiled in 6 simultaneous cod wars

Ovens will be considerably more scarce too

There’ll be plenty of potatoes …though a lack of cheap, casual, seasonal labour to harvest them will mean astronomical prices

So maybe “oh, an expert are you? We don’t like experts ’round here, we’re sick of ’em. Shut up & eat your potato”

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#206

They won’t let you back from Spain after we leave. Young Undergraduate K will be eating brave potatoes without the bravery sauce and whatever the Spanish for fishfingers is.

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#208

“because we don’t have any money you wee prick, now get back up that chimney”

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