#8

Have I just logged into LinkedIn?

#9

I would die 4 u- Prince2

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#10

The name’s Manager. Project Manager.

#11

This Project has no Manager. This Project needs no Manager.

#12

Not just any project manager

#13

I came here to do two things

Manage projects
And
… something else. I forget.

AND I’M ALL OUT OF THAT SECOND THING

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#14

This is a mess. Is there a 6 sigma black belt around?

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#15

Jambon buerre, egg salad and a soy latte for me please.

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#16

No - He’s Fucked It!

#17

A project manager goes into a bar
The barman says ‘sorry, we don’t serve project managers in here’
Punchline is something specific to project management

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#18

A project manager goes into a bar
The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve project managers in here.”
The project manager tries to be agile and lean against the bar, but that would be dependent upon the little bar flap thing not being open - as it is, the project manager falls through the bar

I SUCK

#19

any good ‘just JIRA things’ recently?

#20

… and then Trigger pulled a face

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#22

This is a great joke

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#23

They took away our blocked status! :frowning:

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#24

just JIRA things!

#25

Oh sorry! I thought this was a PLACE OF BUSINESS. not a DELI COUNTER!

ever said that?

#28

DENTAL PLAN!

#29

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#30

BRACES NEED LISA

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