Help Laelfy Sleep


#1

This is for soft, soothing, somnial stuff to help our poor old pal, laelfy, get some shuteye.


#2

#3

Leafs do you want me to talk about any patent law things? That should help.


#4

i find the Jungle Book super soporific. Something about the music and the zzzzz


#5

Try reading the cycling thread


#6

how dare u


#7

I recommend watching Stickman. I put it on to help the toddler get sleepy and it makes me feel all dozy too.


#8

Woah hang on a minute, I’m amount to get in the car and drive 320 miles. Please don’t send me to sleep now


#9

I save that for moments of extreme self loathing


#10

Make your mind up, laelfy.

Let me sleep, wake me up.

FFS


#11

I asked you to go back in time to tell me to go to sleep saps, it’s too late now :cry:


#12

I have a question, what do you all think about to help you nod off at night?


#13

how many yellow things i’ve seen that day


#14

i don’t think of anything, i just go to sleep


#15

the cycling thread


#16

Ice teas, frappachinos & lots candy is what you need for your drive.
Have you had caramel m&ms yet?


#17

how dare u


#18

every single mistake and regret from the last almost thirty years of my life, usually.

weirdly, it doesn’t work.


#19

I lie there mentally calculating how few minutes there are until the earlier of:

  1. my alarm going off;
  2. my toddler going off on one.

If you divide that number by three that is how long I then lie awake fretting until the earlier of 1 and 2 above occurs.

I am not the best person to ask about this rn #sendcoffee #toddlerbackmolars #sleepislameanyway


#20

I haven’t, no but I’ve seen them. I’ll give them a try.