Help Laelfy Sleep

This is for soft, soothing, somnial stuff to help our poor old pal, laelfy, get some shuteye.

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Leafs do you want me to talk about any patent law things? That should help.

i find the Jungle Book super soporific. Something about the music and the zzzzz

Try reading the cycling thread

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how dare u

I recommend watching Stickman. I put it on to help the toddler get sleepy and it makes me feel all dozy too.

Woah hang on a minute, I’m amount to get in the car and drive 320 miles. Please don’t send me to sleep now

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I save that for moments of extreme self loathing

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Make your mind up, laelfy.

Let me sleep, wake me up.

FFS

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I asked you to go back in time to tell me to go to sleep saps, it’s too late now :cry:

I have a question, what do you all think about to help you nod off at night?

how many yellow things i’ve seen that day

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i don’t think of anything, i just go to sleep

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the cycling thread

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Ice teas, frappachinos & lots candy is what you need for your drive.
Have you had caramel m&ms yet?

how dare u

I lie there mentally calculating how few minutes there are until the earlier of:

  1. my alarm going off;
  2. my toddler going off on one.

If you divide that number by three that is how long I then lie awake fretting until the earlier of 1 and 2 above occurs.

I am not the best person to ask about this rn #sendcoffee #toddlerbackmolars #sleepislameanyway

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I haven’t, no but I’ve seen them. I’ll give them a try.

I recommend buying a Ewan the bastard dream sheep. Baby friendly drone to help you sleep.

I don’t really think of anything. I just lay there and then fall asleep at some point.

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