how many yellow things i’ve seen that day

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i don’t think of anything, i just go to sleep

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the cycling thread

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Ice teas, frappachinos & lots candy is what you need for your drive.
Have you had caramel m&ms yet?

how dare u

I lie there mentally calculating how few minutes there are until the earlier of:

  1. my alarm going off;
  2. my toddler going off on one.

If you divide that number by three that is how long I then lie awake fretting until the earlier of 1 and 2 above occurs.

I am not the best person to ask about this rn #sendcoffee #toddlerbackmolars #sleepislameanyway

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I haven’t, no but I’ve seen them. I’ll give them a try.

I recommend buying a Ewan the bastard dream sheep. Baby friendly drone to help you sleep.

I don’t really think of anything. I just lay there and then fall asleep at some point.

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My tv does this. “I hardly slept last night” YOU SLEPT LOADS :D. It normally takes me around half an hour to drift off.

:confused: don’t do this.

:hugs:

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i basically Try not to think of all the things that are stressing me out. I find that very hard, and take ages to fall asleep.

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I think you’re so brilliant :laughing: this is amazing.

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POTW contender :grinning:

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I save it for moments of extreme cyclist-loathing

This is the best

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Oh my word do. They’re amazing. The pretzel ones aren’t bad either. Steer clear of the mint ones though.

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Just got some at a gas station, they’re good! Also got coffee nut ones that I’m less sure about.

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This is BRILLIANT!!

Maybe if you think of the splash as Splash the goat (on the left) the farmer will disappear from your dreams

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I saw an Instagram video the other day of someone cuddling an alpaca - can you train epic and raffles please?