Help lastdino plan a party + general party thread


#41

Jesus.


#42

Shock


#43

I say “dread” but I’m obviously not going, it’s just a matter of deciding whether or not I’m honest about why.


#44

depends on whether I like the person or not.


#45

This is working on the assumption that the person who has invited you to a party is someone you ordinarily enjoy spending time with


#46

in that case


#47

Hide a small battery powered speaker in the bathroom. (Behind the mirror is a good spot.) Play a loop of the soundtrack to John Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’ through said speaker. Sit back and wait for the compliments to roll in.*

*WARNING: This may cause drug-addled partygoers to climb the walls in your bathroom searching for the speaker. Your bathroom may be heavily damaged as a result. Not advisable for the faint of heart.


#48

make sure you have enough seats for one per person, no one wants to be left standing
(unless yor playing musical chairs of course)


#49

flatteredness


#50

Personally believe that everyone sitting down is a bad sign, but each to their own!


#51

It’s a good paper


#52

All I know about parties can be boiled down to ‘fill a room with balloons, put Baby Shark on repeat.’ Sure that would work on adults too though.


#53

Rave dog. It’s a dog with speakers on its back playing nothing but Mr Worldwide - i.e. Pitbull -songs. The dog would not have to be a Pitbull, though.


#54

bought a new shirt at lunch time there! really looking forward to this party :blush:


#55

You getting a hotel or crashing at dinos, m8?


#56

think I’ll book a hotel, don’t want to put him out


#57

This is a purely speculative poll answer, no one invites me to parties