#18

The temperature during daylight hours is deadly, so you should only go outdoors after sunset (and before sunrise, obviously).

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#19

I LIKE THAT HAT, MATE

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#20

Avoid doing anything, anywhere and you should be ok. But still be careful of the critters that come in your house.

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#21

Drop Bears. Why did it have to be Drop Bears.

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#22

Don’t talk about sport. They’re total dicks when it comes to sport.

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#23

Move to New Zealand. Supposed to be quite nice.

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#24

Cats are unaffected by the bite of the funnelweb spider.

So either

A) get a cat to keep them at bay
B) don’t get a cat if you don’t want injured, angry funnelwebs being deposited on your bed as a gift

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#25

Put on an australian accent, say things like g’day sport, put another shrimp on the barbie and what a pulava. You don’t want to look out of place there.

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#26

c) Become a cat.

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#27

Show your respect to the locals by learning the national anthem (which is the jingle from Sheila’s Wheels).

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#28

d) get bitten by a radioactive cat and become CATMAN

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#29

Take notes

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#30

Don’t go jogging in Melbourne

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#31

Waltzing Matilda - I think u will find

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#32

Thank you saps. Would it not be cowardly to run?

#33

I did this the first time, my cycling helmet looking like a nautical mine, but then at a set of traffic lights some other cyclist said “THEY DOWNT DIUR NATHIN MAAAITTTE. WAAISSTA TAAAAIIIRM.” and being one to buckle to peer pressure, I took them out when I got home.

#34

Sounds like I may be a shark.

#35

Those come to tree eyes

#36

Most of these suggestions have been tough but reasonable. This one is just impossible.

#37

Be careful to see how many shrimps are on the barbie before adding more

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