#24

Cats are unaffected by the bite of the funnelweb spider.

So either

A) get a cat to keep them at bay
B) don’t get a cat if you don’t want injured, angry funnelwebs being deposited on your bed as a gift

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#25

Put on an australian accent, say things like g’day sport, put another shrimp on the barbie and what a pulava. You don’t want to look out of place there.

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#26

c) Become a cat.

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#27

Show your respect to the locals by learning the national anthem (which is the jingle from Sheila’s Wheels).

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#28

d) get bitten by a radioactive cat and become CATMAN

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#29

Take notes

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#30

Don’t go jogging in Melbourne

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#31

Waltzing Matilda - I think u will find

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#32

Thank you saps. Would it not be cowardly to run?

#33

I did this the first time, my cycling helmet looking like a nautical mine, but then at a set of traffic lights some other cyclist said “THEY DOWNT DIUR NATHIN MAAAITTTE. WAAISSTA TAAAAIIIRM.” and being one to buckle to peer pressure, I took them out when I got home.

#34

Sounds like I may be a shark.

#35

Those come to tree eyes

#36

Most of these suggestions have been tough but reasonable. This one is just impossible.

#37

Be careful to see how many shrimps are on the barbie before adding more

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#38

Pretty much true at the moment, got up to 42 degrees celcius on the weekend,

#39

I’ve already done this one!!

#40

Quite possibly, but I recommend it.

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#41

Sounds unpatriotic

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#42

Concentrating very hard to avoid the two obvious movie references here

Meanwhile, on topic: My best tip is moving to a different continent. You’re welcome.

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#43

Turns out you all missed the actual dangerous thing.