#28

d) get bitten by a radioactive cat and become CATMAN

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#29

Take notes

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#30

Don’t go jogging in Melbourne

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#31

Waltzing Matilda - I think u will find

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#32

Thank you saps. Would it not be cowardly to run?

#33

I did this the first time, my cycling helmet looking like a nautical mine, but then at a set of traffic lights some other cyclist said “THEY DOWNT DIUR NATHIN MAAAITTTE. WAAISSTA TAAAAIIIRM.” and being one to buckle to peer pressure, I took them out when I got home.

#34

Sounds like I may be a shark.

#35

Those come to tree eyes

#36

Most of these suggestions have been tough but reasonable. This one is just impossible.

#37

Be careful to see how many shrimps are on the barbie before adding more

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#38

Pretty much true at the moment, got up to 42 degrees celcius on the weekend,

#39

I’ve already done this one!!

#40

Quite possibly, but I recommend it.

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#41

Sounds unpatriotic

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#42

Concentrating very hard to avoid the two obvious movie references here

Meanwhile, on topic: My best tip is moving to a different continent. You’re welcome.

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#43

Turns out you all missed the actual dangerous thing.

#44

or did I???..

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#45

Initially read this as “locals have all got the clap”.

Which probably works just as well tbh.

#46

That’s what people call Australians these days it like New zelanders being called Kiwis you pommy bastard!

#47

I’m actually one of the two Kiwis on here :wink:

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