Concentrating very hard to avoid the two obvious movie references here
Meanwhile, on topic: My best tip is moving to a different continent. You’re welcome.
Turns out you all missed the actual dangerous thing.
or did I???..
Initially read this as “locals have all got the clap”.
Which probably works just as well tbh.
That’s what people call Australians these days it like New zelanders being called Kiwis you pommy bastard!
I’m actually one of the two Kiwis on here