Help me come up with a witty message on a dating app

“I’m also ferMENTAL for cheese! Casein point: I rarely wash my penis.”

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I che-che-cheese you!

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Halloumi, just wanted you to know that you are gorgeous brieond belief, and I’d love to get to know you feta.

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It was feta that brought us together

I knew you wouldn’t let me down

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If the van’s a roquefort
Don’t come a-knoquefort

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You can’t send pictures on dating apps cos of all the penisis

No reference to making cheese, though. She’s going to think you’re some kind of cheese amateur.

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No GIFs I’m afraid

He could go with the much classier “Alright, cheese tits?”

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How does a Welshman make cheese?

Really don’t understand why I didn’t get very many dates when I was using these apps.

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My matches on this app are close to non existent - which is why I’m trying to up my opening message game

Would be easier if you could just swipe like on the others

Cheese strings don’t wear clothes.

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Disagree

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That’s a cartoon of a cheese string.

Don’t get Cathedral shitty.

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Hey baby, are you after a GOUDA time? Because there are things I can do with my Babybellend that’ll make your toes curdle

Wheeeeeeeeey!

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Dinner?

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