“I’m also ferMENTAL for cheese! Casein point: I rarely wash my penis.”
I che-che-cheese you!
Halloumi, just wanted you to know that you are gorgeous brieond belief, and I’d love to get to know you feta.
It was feta that brought us together
I knew you wouldn’t let me down
If the van’s a roquefort
Don’t come a-knoquefort
You can’t send pictures on dating apps cos of all the penisis
No reference to making cheese, though. She’s going to think you’re some kind of cheese amateur.
No GIFs I’m afraid
He could go with the much classier “Alright, cheese tits?”
How does a Welshman make cheese?
Really don’t understand why I didn’t get very many dates when I was using these apps.
My matches on this app are close to non existent - which is why I’m trying to up my opening message game
Would be easier if you could just swipe like on the others
Cheese strings don’t wear clothes.
That’s a cartoon of a cheese string.
Don’t get Cathedral shitty.
Hey baby, are you after a GOUDA time? Because there are things I can do with my Babybellend that’ll make your toes curdle