I’m seeing double here!
Four Gloucesters!
I’m seeing double here!
Four Gloucesters!
Ok. I’ll bring the lactase, you bring the extra lactase.
Hmm, I’ll have to think Caerphilly
Is she from Gloucester?
Leicester or Cheddar would also give you a good in
If you ask her to go out on a Wednesday there’s a Wensleydale/Wednesdaydate pun in there somewhere I’ll have ready for you in 2-3 business days.
If you think she’s American, then how about a play on American singles? I think that’s what they call those thin plastic slices of non-cheese.
‘I wanted to respond to your answer with a joke, but they were all too cheesy’
“like my penis”
I’ve gone back in the app and it’s not showing me her profile anymore
Sorry everyone
If it comes up again I’ll use something from here
Alright, Craig Davidstow
She definitely found the thread and cheesed it
Good edit. Seamless.
PENIS
Like your balls somehow
Are you a Greek cheese. Because after saying Hallo, U and Mi should be together
Cypriot isn’t it? Fuck off
‘I’d tell you that I go very well with your cheese but you might think I’m crackers’
So is feta
Could really be in a pickle
ah well, plenty more fish in the brie
Please don’t feta-shise me, I’m a human being