Help me come up with a witty message on a dating app

I’m seeing double here!

Four Gloucesters!

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Ok. I’ll bring the lactase, you bring the extra lactase.

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Hmm, I’ll have to think Caerphilly

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Is she from Gloucester?

Leicester or Cheddar would also give you a good in

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If you ask her to go out on a Wednesday there’s a Wensleydale/Wednesdaydate pun in there somewhere I’ll have ready for you in 2-3 business days.

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If you think she’s American, then how about a play on American singles? I think that’s what they call those thin plastic slices of non-cheese.

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‘I wanted to respond to your answer with a joke, but they were all too cheesy’

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“like my penis”

I’ve gone back in the app and it’s not showing me her profile anymore

Sorry everyone

If it comes up again I’ll use something from here

Alright, Craig Davidstow

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She definitely found the thread and cheesed it

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Good edit. Seamless.

PENIS

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Like your balls somehow

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Are you a Greek cheese. Because after saying Hallo, U and Mi should be together

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Cypriot isn’t it? Fuck off

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‘I’d tell you that I go very well with your cheese but you might think I’m crackers’

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So is feta

Could really be in a pickle

ah well, plenty more fish in the brie

Please don’t feta-shise me, I’m a human being