Lets say, hypothetically, that my workplace is holding a competition to name a new company-wide web portal for the company, and the robot mascot that will accompany said portal.
Lets also say that the competition looks stupidly easy to win because nobody else can be bothered, and the prize is currently a secret but is probably quite decent.
The company has a big furry purple monster as its mascot, and the marketing focus is essentially just PURPLE and FURRY MONSTER.
What would you name the web portal and the robot mascot, and can I please steal your idea to win the competition and beat the current leader, who is a Brexit-loving knob?
(I’m well aware you can probably figure out where I work but y’know, be nice please)