Help the aged.

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TUNE :musical_note:

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A gay man just stroked my hair viciously

Drinking
Smoking cigs
(and)
Sniffing Glue

A gay man.

Just aggressively ruffled my gorgeous hair

The b-side to this, Laughing Boy, is fucking brilliant too.

I am at a bar.

I’m. Too deunjv

I’m too drunk to make a statement

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What’s the best song of all time fuck off?

Supersonic - Oasis

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Best one yet.

No excuse for elder abuse