Help!


#1

It’s my dad’s birthday today, getting him a present at lunch.

He’s 71. What do I get him? Thanks.


#2

Does he like boats?


#3

Something from the garden centre


#4

?


#5

Variety box of pornography.


#6

Son?


#7

It’s already been done. Proper end-of-days stuff


#8

Whisky.


#9

Depends.


#10

A trip in one of Richard Brandon’s space planes.


#11

got my dad a firestick so he could watch the grand tour and he was absolutely made up


#12

A son that’s not asking for present advice on his birthday


#13

Mushroom Log.


#14

an amazon echo so he can have his life transformed


#15

I think at that age I wouldn’t give a flying fuck tbqh, just get him something like a nice pen.


#16

You’ve not given us much to go on here, so I spoke to your dad, and he said that he’d like a set of spokey dokeys.


#17

Got him two books and a Costa gift card. Frankly, he’ll love that. Also got the two of them an Amazon Fire stick the other day, but for The Crown/Star Trek not The Grand Tour.

I did like Epimer’s idea though.


#18

Jodpurs


#19


#20

Was my old man’s 70th last year and I was short of inspiration. I had a brief look into getting him a Mont Blanc pen…

Fuck ME was I was way off with my idea about how much those things cost.