It’s my dad’s birthday today, getting him a present at lunch.
He’s 71. What do I get him? Thanks.
Does he like boats?
Something from the garden centre
Variety box of pornography.
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Son?
It’s already been done. Proper end-of-days stuff
Whisky.
Depends.
A trip in one of Richard Brandon’s space planes.
got my dad a firestick so he could watch the grand tour and he was absolutely made up
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A son that’s not asking for present advice on his birthday
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Mushroom Log.
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I think at that age I wouldn’t give a flying fuck tbqh, just get him something like a nice pen.
You’ve not given us much to go on here, so I spoke to your dad, and he said that he’d like a set of spokey dokeys.
Got him two books and a Costa gift card. Frankly, he’ll love that. Also got the two of them an Amazon Fire stick the other day, but for The Crown/Star Trek not The Grand Tour.
I did like Epimer’s idea though.
Jodpurs
Was my old man’s 70th last year and I was short of inspiration. I had a brief look into getting him a Mont Blanc pen…
Fuck ME was I was way off with my idea about how much those things cost.
A hooker?