Bamnan
14 December 2018 13:28
1
You know when you eat food you can get bits of food in your teeth or slowly damage your teeth over time by eating?
Why don’t dentists give you like a custom moulded tooth guard so you can eat food without it ever touching your teeth and damaging them? Perfect teeth for your whole life!
4 Likes
Bamnan
14 December 2018 13:30
3
inside would be like a nice cushiony lining so it doesn’t scrape your teeth and the outside would be metal or a really tough ceramic thing.
So fucking simple I’m a genius
2 Likes
The teeth laminator - sounds like a winner to me.
1 Like
you’re going to make millions and take loads of holidays now
1 Like
Bamnan
14 December 2018 13:31
6
also would protect your teeth from decay from smoking so there’s an added plus
1 Like
Bamnan
14 December 2018 13:31
8
I don’t want the money I just want the teeth of the world to be happy
1 Like
Epimer
14 December 2018 13:33
10
You can’t file a patent application over the phone ffs.
It’s 2018. You do it by fax.
6 Likes
Epimer
14 December 2018 13:34
12
I’ll need to get back to you on that in a bit, my notifications just went nuts for some reason.
1 Like
Has anyone ever patented nuts?
Booking my appointment with @Epimer right away
1 Like
Epimer
14 December 2018 13:39
16
We call them “means suitable for securing bolts” in the profession. Rolls off the tongue.
There is a guy I work with who puts fake white teeth over his real teeth
BUT he has to take them out to eat
Bamnan
14 December 2018 13:41
18
dear Dr. Epimer
hope this will do for the patent
Thanks for your time
8 Likes
Bamnan
14 December 2018 13:42
19
bet he’d love a Chompter tm Foodguard
Epimer
14 December 2018 13:43
20
If you include a means to contact you on there you could genuinely file that at the UK patent office.
I mean, don’t, but you could.
1 Like
Bamnan
14 December 2018 13:44
21
I don’t want to own it I just think the world should have one.
Can you make a thing if it doesn’t have a patent?
I think food would get stuck in it somehow
Epimer
14 December 2018 13:46
24
Yeah, patents don’t grant you a right to do a thing, they only let you prevent other people from doing the thing. They’re kind of a dick move.
1 Like