A Mancunian couple are looking at a takeaway menu on Just Eat when their young daughter comes downstairs (she’s supposed to be asleep) and says she’s cold. The mum takes her back upstairs and gets a duvet for her from the airing cupboard with a higher tog rating, tucks her in all snug and comes back downstairs.
“Shawarma?” says her husband.
“Yeah, I swapped her duvet for a thicker one.”
