Here's Ofcom's list of swearwords


#1

Probably not going to go well on a Friday night but here I am, posting it anyway

http://stakeholders.ofcom.org.uk/binaries/research/tv-research/Offensive-language/Offensive-Language-2016-QRG.pdf

Pretty funny with the srsbsnss captions and that.


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#2

This has done me and I’ve only read a few lines of the list.

I love how it’s an official document.


#3

I know man, pure good fun


#4

:joy: got as far as beaver :joy:


#5

bloodclaat?? Never heard of that


#6

Is fanny such a strong word… :confused:


#7

Bum Boy.

Oh man, this is cracking me up. Why is it so funny, @andyvine WHY???


#8

Wtf is an Iberian slap…?
Is this something Chris Morris/Armando ianucci has written?


#9

I just googled it, it’s slapping your arm with a fist up I think.

Also, ‘honky’ is classed as strong language. I wouldn’t really give a shit if someone called me a honky. Is it worse depending on where you live maybe? Where does it even come from?


#10

Just read these out to the thinly veiled in a posh RP woman’s voice. Actual tears. I was already struggling by “beef curtains”.


#11

Really good stuff


#12

Oooh I know the one


#13

Ginger :smiley:


#14

This still has me in tears: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndDSctNyUEY


#15

Oh man!


#16

fop???


#17

SO GOOD!


#18

Means gay, right?


#19

‘fucking old person’.


#20

Yeah, I think it’s FOP rather than fop (dandy) or Fopp (record store).