As it has been so long I am not going to close the blinds. I will let him have his full 30 minutes looking straight at me.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again but you’re a fucking class act pal
The fuck’s happened to his bonnet
Too much seagulling? It’s on the roof too.
He needs coffee and doughnuts
He turns up with a mug of drink, no snacks though as far as I am aware.
You should take him some. Introduce yourself.
Oh we know each other… well enough to say hello in passing.
Can you ask him why his car is peeling?
No I cannot.
It’s from 1992 so that may be a factor.
What’s the story here?
You like taking pictures of people through blinds?
Can you get hold of a polarising filter to take this pic through so we can see his face?
Pretty much, yes.
Hang on. Didn’t you get promoted recently? I don’t think a promotion really counts unless you get to change desks.
And move up floors. Can’t be getting promoted and staying on the ground floor.