He's back - first time on the new boards

To be fair all of upstairs is empty at the moment apart from a massive scalextric track (I shit you not). I could take the office which has a small ‘secretary’ office attached to it. My two subordinates would have to squeeze into it.

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Are you in prison, or some other secure establishment?

Can he read this?

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While you sit playing Scalextrix all day! That’s what promotion is all about Lonz.

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I don’t understand why you’ve made this account just to post this reply.

I have not.

He’s done.

you there.

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Can you not use your normal account at work or something?

Something like that, yes.

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Just spotted the paint issues on the guy’s bonnet.

Surely that won’t pass MOT?

amazing

thought this was a MPBH thread judging from the title

So wait, do you have your back to him or is he staring at the side of you? Do you ever make eye contact with him?

I want a picture of the giant Scalectrix track please

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Has he not been doing this for a while?

He is facing my right cheek. I do not make eye contact.

No, not for ages.

Fine. I’ll go now.

What’s the kicker do you reckon? Is yer man under any new stress? Had a bust up with a colleague?