Mayo can fuck off
hits record on dictaphone:
Mayo with bits
It’s not clumpy, it’s smooth!
Now with extra clump
Might vomit
Idk, there’s worse radio presenters out there
Hey buddy. You tellin’ me you’re gonna eat a BLT with no mayo? Get the fuck outta town!
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I’m not sure there is
Kermode and Mayo
Used to like kermode, cant stand him now
utterly rancid texture
can’t describe why I hate it, but I do.
like infected egg hand cream glob. fucking awful. dislike even looking at it, and will throw away anything that’s touched it.
It’s just smooth! I don’t get it!
This made me laugh but I think you should talk to a therapist about this
that’s the problem. smooth fatty slurry in a jar, no thanks. also cannot bear it touching anything i plan to consume, and if it can’t be scraped off the ruined food doesn’t get eaten.
i do not trust most smooth things
COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE.
i think you should kiss my mayo free ass.
Not even if you put mayo on it
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