Hey pal how much do you smell?


#1

Hiya.

How many days of not showering/washing could you get away with before things get terrible? Assuming you’re otherwise living life normally: changing clothes, applying deodorant etc.

I would feel terrible after a couple days, but I don’t think I’d be outed as a non-washer for a good week, maybe even longer if it was a week without being crammed into overly warm tube trains.

For the purposes of this thread let us assume we’re not talking about extremes in temperature. So mild spring, let’s say.


#2

Terrible!


#3

3 or 4 days I reckon


#4

Do exercise 6 days a week so would be 2 days max


#5

Hmm. Depends how close people are getting. I think day three would be pushing it, if the canteen was crowded or I was in a particularly small meeting room.


#6

Depends where/when I retract my foreskin


#7

yeah i wasn’t factoring in exercise. Shit. What about without exercising then?


#8

I get quite sweaty at night (we have a tempur mattress), so maybe a couple of days.


#9

Think this is a bit unfair on people with fannies


#10

such is life


#11

dunno, 3-4 days I guess


#12

2 Days max. Sweat a lot in bed.


#13

I’ve given up spray deodorants in favour of this dusty rock.
So i’d say I couldn’t go a day before I kick up a pong


#14

i really like that first line


#15

need to get yourself a foreskin mate they’re well useful


#16

dusty rock? pls xpln.


#17

poetry


#18

Back when I had beer and meat, 2 days Max! Now I reckon o could get away with 3, maybe 4 if I didn’t run my hair after eating.


#19

run your hair?


#20

Rub my chair