Hey, that’s where I’m from!

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That’s where I’m going for my staycation!

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How come we’ve never been to Venus? It’s fucking close, I reckon I could jump that.

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It’s so smooth though, you’d just slide right off

Venus as a Boy
Venus in Furs
You’re my Venus
Venus Penis

It’s got clouds of sulfuric acid and it crushes/melts/dissolves anything that lands on it.

You first.

Venus has a case of the epimers?

But enough about [insert unfashionable place name] what about Venus?

Mock the Week audience pisses themselves.

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