well that’s a totally different take. I have my own thread for that now
I know you’re being tongue in cheek (lol) but which bit of a 69 do you consider to be work?
That was pure Parody 2.0
I would elaborate slightly to assert that performing oral sex is more laborious than simply receiving it
Have no idea what any of this means but it sounds sexy.
i thought someone had finally made porn based around middling community healthcare employees
The first time I did it, pretty inexperienced, the guy went on top so his balls were on my eyes like a pair of hairy goggles and his peen was in my mouth (obvs) and it was really quite frightening cause I could see anything and nearly choked cause I was panicking. Was slapping his thigh manically and moaning but he thought that was a sign of enthusiasm
Side is much better
3/5 ta x
never going to be able to look at you i the same way again kerms.
Who said anything about a jpeg - it was a tiff file straight from the office scanner
A running theme in most threads is that you have the best story.
It was really scary hahahaha
Cedric you fucking filthpot
I send the TV naked selfies all the time, and am always super, super cautious about exactly who I am WhatsApping them too. The possibility of error probably adds to the thrill tbh tbf.
Never made a mistake yet in fairness. Which is more than can be said for the TV, who once uploaded one of said seflies to Facebook as part of a photo album. Was only up there for a couple of minutes, but you know how quickly people like to get their likes in on holiday photos. Oh well
I also did that and an ex diser spotted it before I realised…and commented. Come on m9. Just pretend I got away with it please.
Not for me, Clive.
You’ve either got balls dangling in your face or you’re being distracted from the job at hand and I can’t really focus on both things at the same time enough to enjoy it.
First and only time anyone has linked cedric sneer to 69ing
Wait is it cecil
Dunno, that nose could be pretty effective
No that is Cedric
Cecil has the cigar
Cyril, that’s his kid I think