HGIIR: 69ing

well that’s a totally different take. I have my own thread for that now

I know you’re being tongue in cheek (lol) but which bit of a 69 do you consider to be work?

That was pure Parody 2.0

I would elaborate slightly to assert that performing oral sex is more laborious than simply receiving it

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Have no idea what any of this means but it sounds sexy.

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i thought someone had finally made porn based around middling community healthcare employees

The first time I did it, pretty inexperienced, the guy went on top so his balls were on my eyes like a pair of hairy goggles and his peen was in my mouth (obvs) and it was really quite frightening cause I could see anything and nearly choked cause I was panicking. Was slapping his thigh manically and moaning but he thought that was a sign of enthusiasm
Side is much better
3/5 ta x

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hairy goggles.

never going to be able to look at you i the same way again kerms.

hairy goggles.

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Who said anything about a jpeg - it was a tiff file straight from the office scanner

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A running theme in most threads is that you have the best story.

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I must’ve looked a bit like this lad out of the raccoons

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It was really scary hahahaha

Cedric you fucking filthpot

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I send the TV naked selfies all the time, and am always super, super cautious about exactly who I am WhatsApping them too. The possibility of error probably adds to the thrill tbh tbf.

Never made a mistake yet in fairness. Which is more than can be said for the TV, who once uploaded one of said seflies to Facebook as part of a photo album. Was only up there for a couple of minutes, but you know how quickly people like to get their likes in on holiday photos. Oh well :man_shrugging:

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I also did that and an ex diser spotted it before I realised…and commented. Come on m9. Just pretend I got away with it please.

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Not for me, Clive.
You’ve either got balls dangling in your face or you’re being distracted from the job at hand and I can’t really focus on both things at the same time enough to enjoy it.

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First and only time anyone has linked cedric sneer to 69ing

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Wait is it cecil

Dunno, that nose could be pretty effective

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No that is Cedric
Cecil has the cigar

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Cyril, that’s his kid I think

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