Hi barkeep, please may I have

A St Clement’s

  • Of course, because I know what that is
  • Ummm, sorry, what is that again?

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Please list other things you think dissers might or might not know

I know what it is but I’d order it by the ingredients to save everyone the embarrassment.

Oranges and lemons?

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A ladyboy

  • Aha!
  • You what?

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No thank you.

I really want one now, so suggestible I am!

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A strawberry sherbert frappe

  • You disgust me
  • You what?

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Don’t make me get the blender out, or worse the ice crusher. Everyone hates that.

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Blowjob

  • As you wish, sir
  • CWBAFT

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A wookie

I had one of these in a Ukrainian bar. A shot of coffee liqueur between the barman’s legs, him pouring more into my mouth and then filling my mouth with squirty cream.

Everyone in the bar cheered. Great night out

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Wouldn’t need one for this…

Ooo okay, consider me intrigued