Dirty protest
In all seriousness, you just leave, don’t you? “Sorry, not really feeling this, we’ll catch up some other time” and walk out. Used to just disapper and leave on nights out I wasn’t feeling.
But rank the kids in order of awfulness in front of the parents before you go.
I’m a £30 cab ride and three trains from home.
maybe you’ll get to be this guy later and it’ll all have been worth it
Sounds like SOMEONE has done the planning and is just waiting for that golden opportunity to burn multiple bridges forever with just a few sentences. The power is a heady one. #noregrets
I AM ALWAYS THE TOP HAT.
ALWAYS.
Ramp up the feeling Ill card and go to bed Watch some telly
Congratulations! The Guardian have just commissioned you to write five thought-pieces on your experiences and lessons for modern living.
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I remember i once had a half reg half early grazzer and rather enjoyed it. Been wanting to have it again but refuse to investigate whether we have a teapot.
I should imagine that must be enjoyable to wear as it is, but have you considered pairing it with a regular tea lip balm?
Chances this will further disintegrate into a stealth bomber stealth BOMBER type situation
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Was the tea nice?
What’s the mobile signal like in those parts?
No, it was just weird.
Awful. The selfie thread loads like I’m on dial-up.
my mum was about as angry as I’ve ever seen her the other day and it turns out it was because someone had served her earl grey tea instead of normal tea. parents are weird.
How far is the nearest pub? I reckon if it’s within c. 3 miles just slip out the back and go for a nice walk and a pint.
I tend to play as the fancy thimble, which is the thimble wearing the top hat.
