"Hi... It's me... No no no, don't hang up, don't hang up..."

“I just need to tell you something…”

Now what you have to do is post things that complete the opening gambit of this fictional phone call

I like that you’re putting a lot of effort into good threads lately ant (this is not a reply)

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Thank you very much, Bammers. Very kind of you to say so.

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*November 19th

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I like saying this just as a phone conversation has reached its natural conclusion and then putting my phone in my pocket.

I think my darling partner finds it ‘fun’ and ‘endearing’

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I would agree that it is “fun” and “endearing” and would also add that it is “nice”

This would work as a completion to the opening gambit, though.

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… I don’t want to alarm you but there’s been a radiation leak. In my pants.

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Love you, Theo x

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Bit Mock the Week this

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Never watched it

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‘is it Prince Phillip?!’

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Have to say this has gone completely over my head I’m afraid Tekcers.

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I think it’s for the best for your own sake, but I do appreciate you taking the time to reply and wish you all the best with the thread

So they can get their preorder sorted.

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Thank you very much x

“…it’s crazy frog! ner ner ner nerrrrrrrrrr”

Is this any good Ant?

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Yeah, I like this. Quite a lot actually.

WHAAAASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP

(it was in an advert)

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I saw a video yesterday (volume off) and it was Bercow going “ORDERRRR” in that stupid way that he does that idiots love for some reason and then it was cut in with the WHASSSSUUUUUUPPPPP advert and kept going back to the “ERRRRR” bit of Bercow.

Would probably have been pretty decent with the volume up