Holding Hands thread

You’re holding hands walking along the pavement, someone’s walking towards you in the opposite direction, the pavement can only realistically fit 2.5 people in width. Do you

  • Let go of the hand and adopt single file behind the person whose hands you were holding until you pass the other person
  • Let go of the hand and adopt single file ahead of the person whose hands you were holding until you pass the other person
  • Let go of the hand to form a 45 degree formation as you pass the other person, leaving them just enough space to pass.
  • Continue the path, the person coming the other way can walk in the road / adopt a side-step for the moment they need to pass.
  • Adopt a strange angled formation while the other person walks past, but retain the hand-holding state.
  • Attack the person coming towards you in case they are a threat (while retaining one hand in hand-holding status)
  • Attack the person coming towards you with two free hands for maximum agility.
  • Something else, though I’m pretty sure I’ve covered every angle so this option is probably unnecessary.

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I jump on the other person’s shoulders

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  • I like holding hands
  • I don’t like holding hands
  • I like holding hands but only while we are not in motion
  • I like holding hands until the clammy point is reached
  • Holding hands should only be used on special occasions.
  • I am ambivalent about holding hands, I will cater to the needs of others.
  • Some other option even though there are literally no other possible options

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You forgot CWBAFT.

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Lift held hands up high so the person coming towards you can pass through your arch of friendship :+1:

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Holding hands while wearing gloves

  • What’s the point?
  • It’s the thought that counts
  • The skin contact isn’t everything, it’s about a symbolic gesture
  • CWBAFT
  • I have no hands

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‘Results will be shown on vote’ - what kind of new shit is this?!

You’ve gotta be in it to win it

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Again!

I only hold the hands of my children, out of a duty to prevent them dying.
Adults holding hands is embarrassing and pathetic. There, I said it!!1

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Don’t think I’ve held hands in ages

  • This is fine
  • You are weird and I am a tory

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In the land of the hands

  • The one handed man is king
  • is worth two in the bush
  • CWBFAT

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Being on a first/second/whatever date and the other person takes your hand for the first time

  • Cutest thing ever
  • :face_vomiting:

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Being on a first/second/whatever date and you go to take the other person’s hand for the first time but it’s actually a false hand, and now you’re left holding a false hand and they’re cracking up laughing

  • Cutest thing ever
  • This would be a red flag

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How do you pronounce the name of the band who recorded the song MMM Bop?

  • Hanson
  • Hand son

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image

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TL;DR

too long; didn’t reach?

Bean.gif?

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@kermitwormit 's most predictable poll answer.

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