Holding it in

Easy

Tummy

Medium

Fart
Burp

Hard

Yawn
Sneeze
Poo
Wee

Impossible

A non covid cough in a busy shop right now

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Oh no, burps are impossible

Easy: sincere opinions
Difficult: puns

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I can do a sneeze and keep it entirely in my head but I feel like it’s probably not great for whatever is inside my head. (brain etc).

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how come you can hold in a shite for way longer than you can hold in a piss

wee is runnier than poo. if you need a runny poo it’s a lot more difficult.

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Speak for yourself

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makes sense. thank you.

I think they’re quite easy to sneak out. Though that is cheating the system a bit

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I’d rather get onto a packed rush hour train for a journey that’s going to take about an hour

  • Needing a wee
  • Needing a poo

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I reckon that the train is likely to have a toilet and I’d rather piss in it than shit

Exactly! And everyone still knows.

It’s PACKED, getting up and down the aisle is going to be a nightmare, and there’s about a 50% chance that any given train toilet is out of order.

I like those odds

You know your problem?
You’re holding it iiiiiin

Easy (until maybe 3 years ago)

Wee

Hard (the last month)

Wee

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Reckon you can piss in an out of order toilet, in a bind

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just as easily shit in one

impossible:
hiccup

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