#31

Why couldn’t they do that before? Like, don’t they try and contact one neighbour but they’re away. That’s it! No friends?
They wouldn’t want a Twitter campaign to publish their negligence.
This is a Goer!

#32

Could we have an adult Macaulay Culkin could play the role of a child but no-one mentions that he’s 39 the whole time.

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#33

Shreck is an ogre

#34

Main problem with this is that they’d have to call the film “Lost in B&Q”

#35

alexa, set fire to this guys head

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#36

Also he could just google that guy next door and find out very early on that he’s not a murderer.

#37

Or forget to take them out of the push chair after leaving it in the buggy park before starting to queue for Professor Burps Bubbleworks at Chessington

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#38

instead of being at home he could go to the cinema and watch home alone

#39

they could just set it in the 80s

#40

He should play the pizza delivery guy

#41

Do they even still make micro machines?

#42

He leaves his now-dependant, elderly parents at home alone, who refuse to use modern devices.

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#43

You guys are missing the obvious here

A prequel trilogy that shows how Kevin’s origin & fate were shaped by a combination of his father and mother’s own formative experiences and various trade negotiations

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#44

At the end we find out his neighbour is Ferris Bueller, thus kicking off the John Hughes Cinematic Universe

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#45

Original Kevin is the now a dad and he intentionally leaves his kid home alone because of the character building opportunity.

He probably also tips off the burglars (The kids of Marv and Harry) that there is a kid home alone.

#46

Could turn into a bit of a Gammony thing there, that’s the only concern. Yeah, they reject wi-fi kettles and all that, but they use their good old-fashioned practical knowhow and Blitz spirit or whatever to foil the plan, and then Kevin comes back from working back to back shifts at whatever hellish content farm, call centre, bar, or hospital he works at and they’re all like, “See, you just need to be able to tie a variety of complex knots and whittle darts. You millennials, ugh.”

“I don’t have time to practice my reef knots, I did 75 hours this week and I still can’t afford a studio flat.”

#48

The ‘home’ is a virtual representation of the families digital life including assets. The son gets stuck in the vr world as 2 crooks try to hack it and his to defend everything. Boom! Job done Hollywood, send me some money.

#50

Or in Somerset :slight_smile:
And call it :dark_sunglasses: :slight_smile:
Frome Alone :sunglasses:

#51

You’re gonna tell me it’s in fucking Wiltshire aren’t you

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#52

:grimacing:

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