Home Security Poll


#1

Hiya

about to fit out some serious shizzle at home to keep the flat safe from burglaries and wondered what you’re currently packing in terms of security?

  • Alarm (triggered upon forced entry of door/window)
  • Alarm (motion sensor)
  • CCTV (including Canaries and their ilk)
  • Vicious dog
  • Reinforced doors
  • Anything you keep back as a weapon specifically to deter intruders
  • Motion-triggered lights outside
  • Lights on a timer in the house
  • That setup in home alone where it looks like loads of people are having a party but it’s a cardboard cutout and a toy train.

0 voters


#2

So first you find out who will stockpile food and now you want to know the security arrangements. I see your game Xylo.


#3

Bars on the windows


#4

@SenorDingDong 's biscuits will be mine


#5

ah FUCK i knew i’d forgotten one!


#6

Neighbourhood watch?

  • Yaybourhood watch
  • Naybourhood watch

0 voters


#7

do you have bars on the windows

  • Bar 'eck no I don’t
  • Bar gum yes I do

0 voters


#8

I’ve got a shooter!


#9

AFter a spate of burglaries, I have made my house a fortress. Unbreakinable, less escapable in a fire


#10

please fill in’t poll


#11

i’ve got a couple of guns locked and loaded ready for any burglars if you know what i’m saying #fellas


#12

DON’T ANSWER!!!

@xylo WANTS TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOME AND IS WORKING OUT WHOSE HOUSE IS EASIEST TO GET INTO!!!


#13

this is exactly why i’m armouring up. loads of people gotten robbed and i don’t want them to find out it was me and try to take their shit back


#14

“I’m handy!”


#15

Obligatory “I don’t live in London so I don’t even lock the door” post.


#16

What about a fire!


#17

to unsubscribe from Xylo’s mailout, tell me your first pet’s name, the street that you grew up on, and the name of your first teacher


#18

yeah you could use fire for sure


#19

Flamethrower? Bit OTT pal


#20

None of the above