once i was approaching a blind bend on a country lane on my way home from work and i saw some horse poo in the road and thought “that looks fresh, better slow down in case there’s a horse around the bend”. got round the corner and there was indeed a horse. i felt like the sherlock holmes of poo.
It’s fun being really responsible in the car for horse people. Turn down the music and drive slowly on the other side of the lane. I think the wave the riders give you is heartfelt.
i used to go horse riding when i was a kid and once we were riding through windsor and the horse (who was called sidney) decided to throw me for no reason at all, the bastard. earlier in the ride we’d gone through a flooded field and he’d decided to lie down and try to roll over with me on his back, so i had to leap off into knee deep flood water before he crushed/drowned me. what an absolute prick.
I went pony trekking a few times as a kid - it always seemed to rain, which meant when you got off your horse your jeans were set into a John Wayne walking style
I am required to interact with horses and their riders fairly frequently whilst mountain biking. Most of them are lovely - the bad ones are the ones who are all arsey and the horse is all nervous but it doesn’t happen very often (I always slow right down and call out to let them know I’m there and if it’s ok to pass etc)
yes it was very much just this specific horse being a dickhead. i would have a bit of sympathy for him for having to carry a person around on his back but he was a fairly large pony and i was a very skinny child
For many years I thought that horses slept standing up. One day I came across one in a private field lying down. Stood at the edge of the fence focussing on the horse, looking for signs of life. A farmer approached me and asked what the hell I was doing, then explained that the horse was alive. Felt a bit stupid but otherwise, a happy ending.