#16

I did not know this but have now looked it up, good fact, I won’t spoil the mystery.

2 Likes
#17

Good thread, jords.

3 Likes
#18

Fun/horrfying fact: the fetlock is actually the name for one of the horses joints so if they’re blowing in the wind something has gone terribly, gruesomely wrong.

#horsevernacular

4 Likes
#19

image

4 Likes
#20

Champing. Only horses champ, really.

#21
  • Horse cock
  • Horse dick

0 voters

#22

Love this song

1 Like
#23

Hans - The hands of a horse in German

#24

gelding

A eunuch horse

#25

mare

A really bad horse

4 Likes
#26

Dressage - horses dressing up in costumes and pretending to be people

2 Likes
#27

The bit - a thing which is champed.

#28

The Champion - the horse that is best at champing, or a mushroom.

2 Likes
#29

Would watch

1 Like
#30

The programme would definitely involve a pun on Neighbours, wouldn’t it?

2 Likes
#31

Hans’s horse’s hands - The hands of the horse of the horse hand, Hans

#32

Hans Zimmer’s Horse Hands Zimmer - a supportive frame used to help infirm horses move around the house

4 Likes
#33

Idiot dickhead: A horse that won’t do as it’s told

Precious angel baby: That very same horse two minutes later when it does something even remotely cute

#horsegirlcontent

10 Likes
#34

Super Hans’s Horse has Super Hands on Handsy Hans - pub in Croydon

4 Likes
#35

Thanks!