#23

Hans - The hands of a horse in German

#24

gelding

A eunuch horse

#25

mare

A really bad horse

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#26

Dressage - horses dressing up in costumes and pretending to be people

2 Likes
#27

The bit - a thing which is champed.

#28

The Champion - the horse that is best at champing, or a mushroom.

2 Likes
#29

Would watch

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#30

The programme would definitely involve a pun on Neighbours, wouldn’t it?

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#31

Hans’s horse’s hands - The hands of the horse of the horse hand, Hans

#32

Hans Zimmer’s Horse Hands Zimmer - a supportive frame used to help infirm horses move around the house

4 Likes
#33

Idiot dickhead: A horse that won’t do as it’s told

Precious angel baby: That very same horse two minutes later when it does something even remotely cute

#horsegirlcontent

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#34

Super Hans’s Horse has Super Hands on Handsy Hans - pub in Croydon

4 Likes
#35

Thanks!

#36

Hoarse - pony with a sore throat
Pony - a horse that’s a bit crap.

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#37

Mascarpone - horse hiding place

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#38

MTGG

A hungry horse

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#39

Furlong - a unit of measurement that people only really give a shit about in the context of horse racing

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#40

Length - distance between here and here.

:banana: - banana for scale

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#41

Horse - a number of equine prostitutes

#42

Hors d’oeuvre - horse of the artwork

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