You into HOT X BUN season yet?
I’ve just had a delightful bramley apple one from M&S (@rich-t to pass on the message please) and I have bought some mini hot cross bun breakfast loaves from there also. They’re nice.
You getting an egg?
Who’s eating mini eggs already?
I know we’re all into creme eggs (pronounced like hem)
WHY THE FUCK CANT I HAVE MORE THAN ONE EMOJI IN THE TITLE ANY MORE