#42

In today’s increasingly divided world, sometimes you do need to sit on the fence. Straddling, if you will, the diverse positions of hot tea and chilled ribena with such varied concepts as luke-warm, stone-cold, room-temperature

#43

Sounds like hippy bullshit to me

#44

It’s delicious! Plus no need for milk/sugar (I can’t drink tea black)

#45

Tastes like creosote to me

#46

Yeah it kinda does tbf.

#47

Which is why I quite like it too

#48

far too much coffee being drunk in this thread. And tea for that matter.

#49

@modsquad please deal with this sicko

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#50

I know you’re angry with me, but that’s probably because you’re off your face on caffeine !!

#51

And ho

#52

9:30 latte
13:45 tea
15:45 tea
21:00 chamomile tea

#53

3:00 p.m. rise

3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills

3:45 cocaine

3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill

4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill

4:15 cocaine

4:16 orange juice, Dunhill

4:30 cocaine

4:54 cocaine

5:05 cocaine

5:11 coffee, Dunhills

5:30 more ice in the Chivas

5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.

6:00 grass to take the edge off the day

7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig­gers of Chivas)

9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously

10:00 drops acid

11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass

11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.

12:00 midnight , Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write

12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.

6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo

8:00 Halcyon

8:20 sleep

not really, its actually

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#54

see ! you can’t even form proper sentences !

#55

This is gonna end badly.

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#56

8am chai
10.30am possible, but rare, second chai
Fin

(Sometimes a night chai around 9pm but then I’m risking needing to pee just as I’m falling asleep)

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#57

That’s a lotta chai

#58

I have had up to 4 chais in one day @ericVI but the oattly barista is so creamy that it’s utter madness to attempt this.

#59

oat-ter madness more like!!

At least we can agree that oat milk is good

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#60

Between 9:30 - 11:30: one coffee

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#61

Must be cold by the end

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