I know you’re angry with me, but that’s probably because you’re off your face on caffeine !!

And ho

9:30 latte
13:45 tea
15:45 tea
21:00 chamomile tea

3:00 p.m. rise

3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills

3:45 cocaine

3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill

4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill

4:15 cocaine

4:16 orange juice, Dunhill

4:30 cocaine

4:54 cocaine

5:05 cocaine

5:11 coffee, Dunhills

5:30 more ice in the Chivas

5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.

6:00 grass to take the edge off the day

7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig­gers of Chivas)

9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously

10:00 drops acid

11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass

11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.

12:00 midnight , Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write

12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.

6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo

8:00 Halcyon

8:20 sleep

not really, its actually

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see ! you can’t even form proper sentences !

This is gonna end badly.

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8am chai
10.30am possible, but rare, second chai
Fin

(Sometimes a night chai around 9pm but then I’m risking needing to pee just as I’m falling asleep)

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That’s a lotta chai

I have had up to 4 chais in one day @ericVI but the oattly barista is so creamy that it’s utter madness to attempt this.

oat-ter madness more like!!

At least we can agree that oat milk is good

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Between 9:30 - 11:30: one coffee

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Must be cold by the end

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Do you ever push the boat out?

Weird euphemism for it but ok

Right I’m going home

Yeah. Sometimes I’ll have another coffee… in the afternoon! :scream:

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in all seriousness I’d drink coffee endlessly, but I have a fair bit of sugar in it so have to take it easy.

fun being the thread contrarian for once tho, wasn’t gonna pass it up like

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thinking of ‘getting into teas’ like doing the japanese tea ceremony and so on

I imagine that’d be pretty annoying

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I’ve never even considered trying to annoy people with my hot drink choices, that’s next level.

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how else would you choose??!