Fell asleep holding a can of beer last night like an idiot, woke up and maybe half of it had spilled in the hotel bed. Didn’t think too much of it tbh, thought it was just the sheets a bit, tried to mop it down with a towel etc.
Got a call and it soaked through into the mattress and they’re trying to charge me £200 odd for a new one. Seems excessive. What can I do? What can (or realistically would) they do if I fight it?
Get your indie bedwetter jokes in early.