#21

I read an article the other day on the halloumi shortage and thought, “oh well, maybe we’ll have to stop eating it for a bit, then,” only to open the fridge and find that my girlfriend has stockpiled about ten packs of the stuff.

I might start up a sideline as a black market spiv.

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#22

Ooooo look at me! Hello me! Oooooo I taste of salt and nothing else. Oooooo I don’t even melt properly.

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#23

It’s not supposed to melt. It’s supposed to squeak.

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#24

#learnhalloumi

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#25

we keep buying halloumi then changing our meal plans so have at least more than we currently need in the fridges.

#26

Mice squeak.
Cheese melts.

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#27

Getting a bit hungry now.

#28

I made this last night and I want to eat it again now.

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#29

Halloumi doesn’t, which is why it’s quite good to put on the barbecue

#30

What’s top right?

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#31

TOO THIN

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#32

Sticky caramel pork.

#33

Gizzards

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#34

Paging @xylo

Another possible target for you.

#35

Stop body shaming me.

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#36

*Postage stamp

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#37

Turnips don’t melt, but I’m not gonna waste barbecue space on them

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#38

Literally the ENTIRE point of halloumi.

Out of curiousity, how have you been eating halloumi thus far?

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#39

Have I missed something here?

#40

Turnips aren’t a cheese

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