I’m megasensitive to being touched in the abdomen. Someone once jabbed me in the ribs for a laugh, when I was holding a pool cue, and I reflexed so severely I ended up smashing it over someone’s head.

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Working overtime

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We did this quite recently didn’t we? Didn’t we? Who’s brain senses are bad, mine or yours?

Liar

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nice to see how our bodies all deteriorate over time though

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CAN’T… SEE!
CAN’T… HEAR!
CAN’T… SMELL!
AT LEAST I CAN… FUCKING TASTE!

CAN’T KEEP UP! CAN’T KEEP UP! CAN’T KEEP UP!
2 SENSES… OUT OF FIVE!

Oh thank God

https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/rate-your-senses-out-of-10/25094

That’s true. Or maybe improve? Nah

My memory’s fucking excellent.

And so is my memory.

You certainly have a good sense of humour

hearing isn’t great - tinnitus which means I have to always have noise around me or I get quite stressed. Sad really

sight - used to be good now my eyesight is getting a bit blurry but glasses aren’t helping so I’ll just deal with it

smell - ok I guess? How would I know?

taste - Yeah I enjoy the food I like which is good

Touch - Fine

sight i can see about a foot in front of me clearly
hearing tinnitus isnt too bad atm but hey, still got tinnitus tho
smell can v rarely breathe through my nose but sense of smell seems ok
taste normal? i think
touch sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought

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The joke? I very nearly made it ITT too but had to restrain myself
Edit: I’ve read the thread again now and know what you’re talking about

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Once accidentally elbowed a partner in the nose in bed as a result of flinching because I thought my armpit was about to be touched

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You and me, baby!

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Here’s something I learned recently - 20/20 vision does not refer to ‘perfect’ vision (or visual acuity) it just refers to ‘normal’ vision. Woah.

My hearing is dreadful and too often tunes into background noise.
I think I might be slightly long sighted, but am probably just 20/20 with really powerful eyes that can see for miles and miles and read tiny little things from miles and miles away.
I’ve no idea how my sense of smell is, but I frequently catch smells I like and try for more than just a fleeting sniff.
um, when i touch things I know I’m toughing the things I’m touching.
I can taste my food. I can’t remember having put it to the test recently. I can normally tell the basics of the wine I’m drinking, but have no idea whether that makes it good or not, nor the specifics of it.

Eyes are terrible. I have incredibly strong glasses and without them I can see basically nothing.
Hearing isn’t bad, the odd moment.
Smell is top class. I can identify you a meal cooking at 100 feet.
Taste is pretty good too, happy with it.
Fucking great at touching stuff.

Sight - bad. Been short sighted since I was a teen but I’m long sighted too now (but I’ve done nothing about this)

Hearing - badish I think. I have subtitles on on TV pretty much all the time. I don’t cope well with noisy pubs and parties and the like (but I really like going to the pub and parties, I just have to nod and smile a lot)

Touch - fine I think, not as ticklish as I used to be

Smell and taste - still work, how do you even subjectivily measure these ones?

Genuinely worry about my hearing
I’m -3 in one eye and -4.25 in the other, can’t read my phone screen when it’s held in my hand with my arm nearly fully extended but still bendy.
I think my sense of smell is normal
Ditto touch