How bad is your morning breath today?


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0 - Rank/Dead cat, 10 - angel’s perfume
15/05/18

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Chat encouraged


#2

Mine was truly awful today, gave my tongue a good ol’ fashioned scraping. Good thread


#3

Smells like Bigfoot’s ballbag every morning. Knocks me sick.


#4

Does this not make you retch?


#5

My mouth felt overly funky so did the whole brush / floss / mouthwash trifecta this morning.


#6

I brush my teeth and tongue nightly so the morning isn’t that bad at all, and I am generally someone who doesn’t ever smell strongly naturally, like I didn’t hit the smelly stage puberty brings. Idk why but it’s great


#7

I had 5 pints of strong beer and a spicy lentil burger and onion rings last night


#8

And a couple of tabs


#9

Why don’t you kiss me and find out yourself


#10

maths teacher/10


#11

Yeah but sometimes it just needs it.


#12

Shit’s dying breath


#13

Pretty awful this morning, I’m taking on lots of protein just now and suspect I’m in a mild state of ketosis.